do you have the time to listen to me whine..
about the nothing and everything all at once
i am one of those melodramatic fools
neurotic to the bone no doubt about it...

my usual supporters of nothing-better-to-do-at-times-jem, please do the quiz! :D

Jem's quite-weird quiz
1. if you are feeling blue, what would you do? er.. depends on why i am blue. guess i'll just distract myself and self-talk soothingly!
2. what is the best way to keep yourself in the pink of health? no smoking. no drinking. exercise regularly. (i am a promotor for the health promotion board ;p think happy thoughts! mental health is as important.
3. how would you fight the green eyed monster? get a grip jem!
4. what makes you see red? erm.. insensitivity, oversensitivity, callousness, carelessness.. ah.. plenty of things actually.
5. how can you keep a sunny yellow perspective in life? keep myself in check. but it's not exactly fantastic to be sunny yellow all the time right? it can get to a point where you may get irritatingly optimistic. gotta keep a balance man!

6. what comes to your mind when you see a porcupine? erm.. a pin cushion? ouch!
7. what will you do when you see a dodo bird(they're extinct by the way!)? i will go 'oh look dodo bird!' to which the person with me will say 'look at what and dont call me a dodo bird!'
8. what song will you burst into when you see a tyrannosaurus rex? erm...i'll be too out of breath running away to sing! but if i really have to, i'll sing 'denver the last dinosaur'. anyone remember the cartoon?
9. what do you think is a good choice of music to dance to with a polar bear? for some reason the coca cola jingle came to my head. it'll prob be a song he recgonises!
10. if a red army any bites you hard on the arm, what would you do? please bear in mind that this ant is a talking ant! um. i'll put it in a box, videotape it in action, show it some proferssor and get rich.

11. if the burger you are about to bite into suddenly says 'please dont eat me i used to be a cow', how would you react?' i wont eat it. i'll do the same as the above.
12. what would you do if your prawn noodles had no prawn in it? doesnt matter. i dont really like prawn noodle prawn.
13. what would happen if the world ran out of french fries? haha doesnt matter either im not a big fan. anyway i think there would be a loss in the average weight of the world.
14. if your irritating brother made you annoyed , and you know he is looking for a slice of bread, would you sweetly offer to butter it for him, and proceed to do so on a mouldy piece? haha! erm.. tempting. but no la i wouldnt. i'll just crack a rotten egg into his soup. :X
15. if your friend is asleep and you want to play a prank, and you only have an egg, tomato sauce, sardines and a string, what would you do with it?... suddenly i think my quiz is very difficult... aiyah im very boring i wouldnt do that to my friend!
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sometimes i think i have too much time on my hands.
:S
but i like doing this!

i'm looking for a part time job!
i applied to teach at another branch of cristofori on some other days. cross your fingers for me ok?

my ares downloads porn automatically. i dont know why.
but yesterday, i got so fed up because the amount of porn was so horrendous and disgusting that i deleted it and redownloaded another version.
another issue to cross fingers!

last night, i dreamt i quarrelled with zen. a big huge fight which left her in tears. (psst. actually she was wailing and babbling heh) anyway i called her a crybaby! and i left her all alone. haha
sorry zennie. you know i'd never make you cry in real life right? *angelic smile*

this time next week.. i'll be down under...

OH OH OH before i forget. I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER JOKE THE OTHER DAY!
*clears throat*

What did the nose say to the mouth?
EH! WE BOTH SMELL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
omg so funny right