jokes that made me laugh out loud!!

joke number 1
how does a woman hold her liquor?
ans: by the ears!

HAHA! I didnt get it at first!!
for those who didnt, rephrase the question as ' how does a woman hold her liquor(licker)?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ok a bit disgusting la but dont you think it's hilarious?

joke number 2
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

joke number 3
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go. When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."

disclaimer: it's a coincidence that these jokes are sex-related.

HAHAHA arent they funny! ! i sent joey joke number 1 over sms cause she erm..likes these kind of jokes. (heh) and she said it's not funny!!!!! and she questioned my sense of humour!!!!!

grr.

but i still think i am..oops... i mean the jokes are funny.

haha quick thank me for bringing laughter and joy in your life.