it was dead in the middle of the night... we were restless... needed entertainment..
And what is more entertaining than a dose of Jem's Jokes!
Trouble is, Jem couldnt think of any.
And so, never say die Jem came up with her own original jokes.

1.what did the fridge say to the ice cubes?
EH, WHY YOU LOOK SO SQUARE??

* everybody roars with laughter*

2. what did the witch say to the maid?
EH, WHY YOU TAKE MY BROOM!

*everybody shrieks with laughter.*

*wipes tears from eyes* oh Jem.. you are so amusing!

Maybe I should do stand-up comedy, where everybody will stand up for me.. and sing stand up for singapore...