it's durian-man!
it's papaya-man!
it's banana-man!
ringringringringring... banana phone..

If Bullshitting is not an art, it is a skill, to be perfected over practice.

I am the shifu of bullshitting.

But even with my masterful and top-notch applications, it is a sobering fact that credit of passing my examinations is not due to hard work, bullshitting or any other self factor.

*clears throat* It's speech time!
I'd like to thank God for giving me this second chance. I really do not think I deserve it, not one bit. Lord knows what type of student Ive been this year, ok fine, as always. But I will try now! I definitely wont be the model student, might have a little bit of truancy but I'll make sure that consisitency will be the key this year 2! He saved my mummy a great deal of money and heartache. I think He did it for her actually.

I'd also like to thank God for my Joeybro! She hasnt been going through the easiest time, but things have been picking up and she's happy now. And when she's happy, I'm happy too!All the way bro! :)

Jem's Update
Chinablack last night. It started off harshfully, painfully, lots of tension.
but thankfully it all worked out.
And we all worked out.

haha how lame! get it get it? Work out=dancing. get it!?

hurhur.