Here's something I came through, thought these phrases were kinda cute!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them. So evil!!
We have something in common. My personality is funny, and your face is funny. So evil again!
Gone crazy... be back soon! :D
You're the dumbest smart person i know. If someone says this to you, is it a compliment or insult? I cant decide!
Poof, be gone! Your breath is too strong! Poof! Come back! I found a tick tack!!!! :X
Girls are like butterflies,pretty to look at,hard to catch, but worth the chase. But of course.