HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAINE!
 
* clears throat*
 
happy birthday to you.. happy birthday to you.. happy birthday to rainneeey.. happy birthday to you..
 
 
Joke
One day an evil witch took over the forest,''One-by-one, all of you useless animals have to come up here and tell ajoke... if everybody laughs, you will be spared... or else I'll cut off your head!''
 
The monkey went up first and told such a funny joke that all the animalslaughed except fot a tortoise.. so the witch cut off his head.
 
Next, a giraffe went up and she, in turn told a joke that set all theanimals off laughing... but still, the tortoise did not laugh...so the witchcut off her head.
 
Then, the rabbit went up... but before she could say a word, the tortoisestarted laughing...''Why are you laughing you stupid tortoise?'' the witch asked.
 
"The monkey's joke was very funny...'' was the reply.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok.. I was seriously tickled by this joke, sent to me via email!  Thought of sharing the laugh with you!!