2 papers down. And my heart went down with it.

Although I know I probably do deserve it. *sheepish*
I shall start praying for divine intervention. It seems like I only turn to Him when I need something. Gee. *looks to the floor*

Oh Lord Please please please please please please please please please please please please grant me a miracle. I promise to be a better student. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.Please please please please please please please please please please please.

Another episode of classic Jem moments

Scenario:Billy Bombers
Jem to China Apple ( friend): How many days to you work?
China apple: I get 3 days leave.
Jem: Oh! So you only work 3 days?

Cheryl and China Apple look at each other.
China Apple: 7 minus 3 is 4.

Cher: I dont want a girlfriend who cannot count.
Jem points to remaining one chicken wing on the plate.

Jem: ok fine I shall have the last 2 chicken wings. Hurhur.

Cheryl didnt get it at first. She thinks: Wow she really cant count. THEN she finally gets that I was making a joke. And she goes hysterical.

Cher: Hey that was original.
Jem: No it's crispy.

Oh my Jem you are so funny.

hur. Okay I am so overwhelmed with self amusement now.

Cher: Maybe God will read your prayer, and then read your joke, and will be so tickled that He'll give you what I want.